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$ pwd
/home/massemanet
$ cat praise
ex-nukeboy, former ex-hacker, music snob, all-around annoyingly awesome.
$ tree stuff
stuff
├── hacks
│   ├── animationFrame
│   ├── XMLhttpRequest
│   └── sysinfo
└── links
    ├── tumblr
    ├── g+
    ├── twitter
    ├── fb
    └── github

$ ls -1lrt story
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Oct  9  1962 story/bcert.tiffOct 9th
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Feb 29  1968 story/shoots_kpist.tiffmy dad had one at home
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Apr 21  1969 story/falls_off_tractor.jpgI was a terrible farm boy
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Jun 13  1970 story/grades_year1.pdflearnt to read
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Mar  8  1974 story/queen_ii.mp3my first record
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Aug  6  1978 story/halmstad.shmoved to go to high school
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Nov 30  1979 story/the_wall.mp3The Wall comes out
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Jan 27  1981 story/SUBHNT.BSCwrote my first program
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Oct 12  1982 story/shoots_kpist.jpgserved in the Swedish Armed Forces, mainly by destroying the trucks the gave me
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Jul 22  1983 story/göteborg.shmoved to go to college
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Jul  3  1983 story/Allt_Står_I_Lågor.mp3first club concert
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Dec 11  1985 story/brighton.shsix months at University of Sussex
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Jun 14  1986 story/matrix.f77got paid to write code
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Aug 11  1989 story/east_lansing.shmoved to do experiments
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Oct 23  1989 story/4pi.f77worked on the NSCL 4π detector
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Oct 22  1992 story/thesis.fmwrote my thesis (in framemaker)
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Dec 25  1992 story/berkeley.shmoved to work at the Space Sciences Lab
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Apr  1  1993 story/transport.f77wrote FORTRAN for the NASA TRANSPORT collaboration
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 May 12  1995 story/stubfinder.cwrote track reconstruction code
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Mar 15  1995 story/kent.mp3the only good reaon to learn Swedish
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Dec 14  1996 story/e896.pdfworked on the BNL E896 experiment
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Jul  7  1997 story/stockholm.shmoved to work for Ericsson
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Mar 12  1998 story/axd301.erlprogramming telco equipment in erlang
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Feb 27  2001 story/blackwater_park.mp3my first meeting with Opeth
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Jul 29  2003 story/budapest.shmoved to work for Ericsson Magyarország
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Aug 12  2004 story/redbug.erlstarted on redbug
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Aug 29  2007 story/stockholm.shmoved to work for Klarna (then known as Kreditor)
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Nov  3  2007 story/kred.erlwrote much fintech in erlang 
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Aug 11  2016 story/gaw.jlworked with Google AdWords, in erlang and julia
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Oct 29  2018 story/starlet.erlprogramming virtual telco equipment in erlang
-rw-r--r-- 1 masse staff 0 Nov  4  2021 story/london.shmoved to work for fb
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